A Reimagined Theme Song by John Edgar
To the tune of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Picard is European born and raised,
Rural France is where he spent most of his days.
Growing them grapes while going to school,
Making that Chateau Picard, them other chumps were fools.
When a couple of Nausicaans that were up to no good
Started making trouble in Jean Luc’s neighborhood.
One little fight and his mom got scarred
She said you’re going to Star-Fleet while you still got some hair.
What Alternate Star Trek Themes are bouncing around in your head?
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